Ask The Bachelor
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Question and Answers:
- What is the wingspan of the native African sparrow?- Will- 1/5/2004
- It's definitely smaller than a European sparrow. Because he can't carry a coconut more than 10 feet. Oh wait, it can carry a coconut. But it definitely smaller than a European sparrow, that's my point.
- When is it alright for the girl to call the guy after they have been out a few times?- Danielle- 11/13/2003
- Don't call us, we'll call you.
- Would you ever have sex with a girl on the first date?- Melissa- 7/24/2002
- Is that a trick question?
- On a couple of your adventures, you state "click to see the photos and video below". When I click, I can't find any video in that section. (Alton Towers, Don and Miranda Go See Mickey!) Am I missing something, or are there no videos in these sections?
P.S.
I love the Disney videos you have up! Keep up the good work!- Mike Brakebill- 7/19/2002
- There aren't videos for every event. However, we are behind at posting many events including videos, so keep checking back.
- Why did it take soooo long to fix Ask The Bachelor?- Don Jernigan- 5/16/2002
- That's because the bachelors have been working hard on their in-house bar. Also, we've been working hard on planning upcoming adventures. It has nothing to do with Don getting drunk and being a lazy sack of shit as it is frequently rumored. - Don (oops... I mean signed, I.P. Freely)
- Do you have a good recipe for irish cream?- Bailey- 11/17/2000
- No, but if anyone does please send it to us and we will post it on the web.
- I may, or may not, be a participant of a fictious Online Football pool. But if I were... Every week I intend on picking the winning teams and become confused by the complexities of the "spread" and so every week I lose. Can I sue the football teams? or the football pool? or the phone company(because they carried the data from my PC to the Pool's server)? - Palm Beach Rules- 11/14/2000
- Football pool's options are very clear and anyone with even the slightest hint of common sense can figure them out. It isn't voting for Christ's sake!
- When will you all get glasses? All Dallas cheerleaders are by far superior to the ordinary run of the mill ones that y'all seam to airbrush into your imaginations. And please stop quoting your IQ's as if they were measurements (36-24-34...Steve-Don-Paul)- Indian1301- 11/2/2000
- We low IQ'ed follk like them Worshington cheerleaders. We thinks they're hot, if they're not we don't want glasses! The only good thing to watch in Texas stadium is the Dallas cheerleaders ;-). Your right though, we think Don definitely has the lowest IQ of the bachelors!
- What is the Bachelorhouse stance on the November 7th presidental elections? You want Al & Joe or Dick & Bush in the big house? - Political Nay-sayer- 11/1/2000
- Many don't know this, but Al Gore invented Bachelorhouse not just the Internet. Personally we're all gonna vote for Paul (our Bachelor) for President and encourage everyone else to do the same. Paul promises to repeal the alcohol tax!
- "They even have a harminica"... what's a harminica? Is that like a mini harmonica? I though harmonicas were small enough as it was... do they make 'em even smaller?- Hiawatha- 10/31/2000
- Yes, a harminica is a small harmonica. At Bachelorhouse we never make ttypos.
- Is it true that you summoned the assistance of Pepper & Co. employees to invent the coolest/most useful invention since the internet (actually invented by my dog who wanted us to be able to get food delivered faster) Fido is the REAL inventor of the internet!!!!!!- pepper & co- 10/29/2000
- No Pepper and Co employees were killed during the making of the Lawn Mower Beer Holder. Patent pending.
- Did you get Angela's (cheeleader) number?- I like my girls - 10/25/2000
- No, we didn't get her number, but we're guessing 36-24-34. Check out Redskins.com and guess for yourself. Oh and she is a Redskin cheerleader not to be confused with any other run of the mill ordinary cheerleader, like they have in Dallas!
- I am one of the Washington Redskins Cheerleaders and wanted to thank you for posting pictures of us at games. I look forward to your updates because we rarely see action shots of ourselves.- Angela- 10/24/2000
- Keep checking back because we love taking action shots of you and the rest of the Washington Redskins Cheerleaders, the best cheerleaders in the NFL!
- Great picture of my brother rodger in the paintball section.
He told me it was a great day out, how come nobody invited me. Could i make u an offer of £10 for that motorbike, is it yours. Say hi to him at work for me thanks.- Michael Haigh- 10/23/2000
- Yes you can make an offer on the bike which is ours and no you can't have it for £10! Rodger asked that you not be included because of an embarrassing incident when you were kids involving Beefeaters. He said you would know what he was talking about.
- How does one succesfully breed locusts (any variety)?- Tim Ashworth- 10/9/2000
- You need to start off with a really dry area and some poverty stricken people with home made brooms. The locusts seem to thrive in that sort of environment. Then just let nature take it's course.
- What is the wing span of an English Sparrow?- Rebecca- 10/6/2000
- Would that be an African or a European Sparrow? A European Sparrow can't have more than a 2 foot wing span. It's simple simple matter of weight ratios. I'm just saying a 6oz sparrow couldn't have a one foot wing span. Maybe if it were an African sparrow. Well yes, an African sparrow...
- Hi Bachelors @ Bachelorhouse.com:
I think you guys deserve your own trading cards.
www.peoplecards.net
Brian- Brian Mullin- 10/2/2000
- We checked out your site, but we couldn't find the bachelorette or redskinette trading deck :-)
- How much money do you guys make?- Greedy Steve- 9/27/2000
- We do well. We get a dollar a day, whether we need it or not.
- You guys need a bachelor house car! Something cool that would get you dates. ;-)- CarBro- 9/19/2000
- We've been looking into getting a cool, slick 76 Ford custom van with shag carpet and a customized license plate, but unfortunately t-shirt sales have been down. Anyone know of any good deals on a 10-speed bike with a banana seat, then we'll work up from there?
- Hey guys, I am the proud mom of 2 Redskinettes and I was at the NFL draft day - cheerleading tryouts. What happen to my daughters picture? Mom of Kelley and Katie. ps What is the bachelorhouse.com all about?- marcy- 9/14/2000
- Unfortunately, we didn't find out that they were having the Redskinettes tryouts until the very end. Needless to say, we would prefer to watch the Redskinette tryouts over guys sitting on telephones. Secondly, bachelorhouse.com is what happens when you combine 3 guys who have more dollars than sense (err... cents) with technology. Anyway, we hope you enjoy our continuing adventures!
- Ever had smoked turkey?- gsonic- 9/12/2000
- From which of our smokers: The Nina, Pinta or Santa Maria (the names of the three smokers on our deck)?
- Since you've already been up thru Amish Country... your next trip should explore the little-known underground Nuclear facilities spread throught southern PA (remember the corn-field missle silos in WAR GAMES?). Take a drive up past Camp David... hang a Louie at the T in the woods, and say hello to my friends (the guards) at Site-R (the Underground Pentagon). Oh, and I'm sure they wouldn't mind posing for pictures.
Ever skied Ski Liberty?
Got any clue whats under that mountain?? :-D
TG- Cpt. Tilly P. Gumshoe- 9/12/2000
- We had pictures of all that stuff, but they were confiscated by the government along with all the porn and beer in our truck.
- Settle the arguement once and for all.... who's the HOTTEST Teen Pop Queen?
>> - Britany or Christina - << ?- men & boys, everywhere- 9/12/2000
- Britany.
- Would it be against HOA regulations to turn your entire lawn into an Ornimental Japenese Rock Garden? Then all you need to do is rake it! As as added bonus, you can thank your neighbors for their support by offering them gravel for their driveways during the harsh winter; or charge them parking on your yard, and a fare to shuttle them home on a snowmobile (the next B'house purchase?)- stones - the other lawn care.- 9/12/2000
- I'd have to check, but I'm sure it would. The HOA is a way of making sure that useless pursuits, like neighborhood swim teams, arbor walks, festivals with clowns (no beer), and analog cable is well funded. T-1's to eveyone's houses are on our dime!
- Why is there no "cents" mark on the keyboard?- halfbuck- 9/12/2000
- Microsoft only deals in dollars.
- Paul, how many photos does it take to sell a motorcycle?
Have you considered a 360˜ pano-view of the bike, or from the seat like those "see-what-its-like-to-sit-in a Porsche 911" applets on CarPoint?
ps. try www.ebaymotors.com- C Kaminsky- 9/12/2000
- Yeah, but does ebaymotors take you on virtual adventures all over the globe? It's give and take. We spend our money on our travels, ebay spends it's money on qualified programmers.
- who cuts your hair man and do they pay you for the privilege?- hairygif- 9/8/2000
- Which one of us?
- What would happen if one of the bachelors decided to get married. Would you boycott the wedding or would you provide your usual full video coverage?- Hiawatha- 8/30/2000
- A girl to marry one of the bachelors? A very unlikely event, very unlikely. But if it did occur, we'd create another segment for the "How to" section. Can you say BachelorParty.
- How come the claymation gif doesn't cycle over and over?- Technically Superior- 8/25/2000
- Actually, because it was very distracting and annoying to have that thing moving while you're looking at your favorite Bachelorhouse page. Also the doctor told Ruff to cut back to one beer per page.
- If a guy kisses you and messes with you but is embarassed of you what does that mean???- SOMEONE- 8/8/2000
- If a guy tries to kiss me it means he is suicidal.
- When are you guy going to have you own version of 'Big Brother'?(Live BachelorCam)- LeisureSuit Larry- 7/25/2000
- We are working on the feasibility of that very thing. We just want to make sure that it's not going to suck as much as Big Brother. Want to know how Big Brother is going to end? It gets cancelled!
- How come no recent bachelorhouse.com updates?
Hmmm... might have something to do with the fact that Steve is in London!- Hiawatha- 7/21/2000
- No, more like the fact that we are lazy! Steve doesn't do that much unless we drag him along anyhow.
- If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during
a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out
of that stuff?- Jes Wonderin- 7/20/2000
- Good question. Bachelorhouse scientist are working with NASA right now to remedy the problem.
- What has happened to ourfootballpool.com(another one of Island E-Solutions sterling creations)? SafeCertified.Com??? has someone taken over the beloved site? Please tell us it isn't so.- Confused Fan- 7/6/2000
- It will be ready by football season. We just need to move around a few IPs.
- How come you don't have a tree in your yard, assuming that is your house on the top of the page?- Save the Forests- 5/27/2000
- Actually we do have a tree...I think it needs watering.
- Where is Don? Is he one of the individuals who are abducted by extraterrestrial?- Agent Mulder- 5/22/2000
- He claims to have been abducted, but we think he just got drunk and wandered off into the woods.
- How much time do you spend updating this site?? This site rocks!!!!!- alice boyle- 5/12/2000
- We update the site at least once a week and there is about 40 man hours a week that goes into the site's development. Don't forget that you will soon be able to buy your Bachelorhouse t-shirts on our online store to let everyone know how cool you think the site is (of course you could just win one by signing up for the newsletter).
- Hmm... *Blurch*... why do all of your drink recipes start with the letter 'A' ? You are missing the rest of the alphabet!
'B' is for BEER
'C' is for COLD beer
'D' is for Duff beer [©1994 FOX, the Simpsons]
' ' what letter comes after D? !@#$BURP!@#$
'F' is for Flaming Moe
'G' is for GOOD beer
'H' is for Hangover... which I have.
I think I'm going to pass o-- Barney Gumbel, Springfield- 5/5/2000
- We are still building the drink recipe database. Of course, anyone can add their favorite drink to the database, so if your not busy we could use the help!
- I don't care for the comments you guys make about my Cowboys. Need I remind you that we
beat you guys twice (not once but twice last season). Once in your own backyard and we
let you guys come to Dallas where again we beat you. Also, we were the NFC East
Champsion, where was the Redskin?
Sincerely
A true Dallas Cowboys FAN- Shirley Madison- 4/26/2000
- Actually the Redskins were the NFC East champions last year and Dallas was a wild card. Unfortunately (for Dallas), the Skins have Samuels and Arrington this year, so it looks like this will be another bleak year for the Cowboys. Probably time to go ahead and put that roof on Texas Stadium :-).
- Do you guys invest in the stock market? If so, how are you doing? What stocks do you recommend?- Money to burn- 4/25/2000
- We have invested everything we have in just one stock. Bachelorhouse, Inc. And since the release of our t-shirts the stock's value has gone through the roof! It is a privately held, run by geniuses and is always looking for investors! (Especially if you have Money to Burn :-))
- I just bought a town house in Ashburn and need to buy a grill. What do you recommend?- Roy- 4/17/2000
- Gas. Charcaol takes too lonf\g and then your food taste like charcoal.
- Pretty cool asp page! I need help on some of mine, can you help? Bush Gardens sounds like fun! Hey Don how long do you plan on hanging out at the FEST HOUSE? I hear the beer is colder than it use to be.- Dave- 4/12/2000
- Bachelorhouse offers web design for companies through its development division, Island E-Solutions. Click the the link at the bottom of the page for details! We've heard the same about the cold beer so we plan on being in the Festhaus all day !!!
- Hey I love your homepages section. How do I get my own bachelor home page?- Curious- 4/11/2000
- Just send us a picture of yourself with an e-mail requesting a home page and we'll fix you right up!
- Hey being that you'll make SO much money it would be nice if say...you took one of your brothers with you. Maybe as a birthday present if his birthday was coming up. Don I still want to out drinking with you. You could have snuck in a few shots of the nude beach. My question though is what kind of new beers have you'll made and how much of it can I drink? Later!!- Dave- 4/11/2000
- To the question: We have made a honey blonde and an I.P.A. We are having our tasting at Gold Cup where you can drink as much as you want!
- Your Bachelor Brew looks awesome! Where can we buy some?!- Thirsty- 3/31/2000
- While the Virginia ABC board reviews our application for a brewery liquor license, we can't sell it. BUT, we can give it away! That leaves you with lots of money for t-shirts, hats and beer huggies :-)
- Where the damned t-shirts. Summer's coming. Let's get a move on!- Dad- 3/4/2000
- The t-shirts are coming, hang in there !!!!
- When am I going to get my T-shirt. I filled out the get a t-shirt a decade ago.- T-shirtless- 1/23/2000
- The shirt are on their way! They should be here in two weeks!
- How come all your videos take ten years to download?- SlowBandwidth- 1/23/2000
- 'Cause your bandwidth is sooooooo slow. Check to see if DSL is available in your area.
- Don looks very hurt in the pictures. Will he be alright? He's our favorite bachelorhouse guy.- Loving Fan- 1/14/2000
- The jury is still out on Don's condition. And don't worry Don, I'm sure you will be better soon. Quit putting these postings on the site yourself. It is for legitimate user's questions only.
- Is your spill cheeker broke? If so try Wordpad, every PC has one! Every viewer is dumber from attempting to decipher your hack English! - Spelling B- 12/27/1999
- Our spell checker isn't broken, it's lazy. For some strange reason our spell checker would rather drink beer, then pay attention to his work. Good help is hard to find, especially when they are drunks and you pay them in beer. Damn Bachelors!
- What is the best way to let a bachelor know that you are interested in him? And, how will he let you know that it is mutual? - KimR- 12/24/1999
- That's easy! Just show up to his house in a string bikini and show him your tits. If he jumps you, you're in!
- How many times should a girl call a guy (leave messages) before giving up on him?- KimR- 12/24/1999
- Once. If he doesn't call back, he's not interested. You should dump him like a beer shit on Monday morning.
- How is it possible that you guys are having an End of the World party on 12/31 and then be at the Miami vs. Redskins game on 1/2/00 ??????- Shorty G.- 12/8/1999
- Although Bachelorhouse is thoroughly convinced that Armageddon is at hand, we do recognize that we may be wrong from time to time (more times than not). However, even with the total collapse of our society, we do assure our our viewers that Bachelorhouse.com will be up and running in 1900 for your enjoyment.
- I don't agree that the Sector7G Homepage sucks. It's minimalist
and effective. It doesn't look like Las Vegas like some you guys'
pages.- Art Vandelay- 12/7/1999
- You obviously are Sector7G's mom 'cause that's the only person who could find beauty in that cheesy page. That's what 1st graders are bringing home to their parents instead of finger paintings these days.
- I see that the bachelor house has 4 smokers on the deck. When are you getting the 5th?- Roy- 12/7/1999
- Actually the Bachelorhouse has 6 grills. Enough for any Superbowl or End of the World Party!
- Where are all the girls from your vacation? Are you guys gay?- Gina- 11/30/1999
- There are girls at many of the Bachelorhouse.com events, however this time it was just Don, Steve and Terry. There are some girls in some of the Disney pictures that we met along the way. Besides listening to bitching the whole time ain't my idea of a vacation :-).
- Could you capture winnie and tigger, bring them home to me so I can kill them?
thank you
jonjon(not discount for Christsakes!)- jon.dahlstrom@wcom.com- 11/29/1999
- We tried to capture Tigger, but he bounced away. We captured Pooh, but he was too heavy to lift.
- Who are Terry and Isenberg? Do they live at the Bachelorhouse too?- Hot Sexy moma- 11/29/1999
- Terry and Isenberg are just buddies of ours that happen to be bachelors too.
- What are you guys paying for web services from sector seven 7? Their logo looks cool but their site sucks.- BeerMe- 11/29/1999
- Bachelorhouse.com and sector7g.net are co-located together. Your right though, Sector7G's homepage does suck.
- You've just got done with the bachelorhouse.com page. What are you going to do now?- Don Jernigan- 11/26/1999
- "We're going to Disneyworld"
- What's your favorite type of beer?- Don Jernigan- 11/26/1999
- Cold.
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